I should have known when you said you were still coming to the pool party despite My boyfriend, your best friend being out of town that something like this would happen. Perving on Me in the bathroom while I was getting ready. This crush you've had on Me for years is so obvious and your behavior is getting desperate. If you don't want Me to tell him, you're going to have to pay up and if you throw some extra on top, I'll give you a proper show so you don't have to sneak around cracks in bathroom doors.